Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Red Hot, White Hot and Won't Take You Blue: Bikini Pics No Matter What Ticket You Punch

Well folks, there has been a lot of serious talk about my uterus. So let's show everyone that they should be talking about my uterus. Whether you are socially liberal and want me to have the right to choose or are conservative and want to put me in a binder, I have a solution for all. You can choose to look at my pics in my patriotic bikini and then put them in your personal binder. Enjoy xoxoxo

Happy Election Day. Enjoy these with your red, white, and blue cookie.

Pics by Bob Schaffer

Love April

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  1. Life liberty and the right to look at April in bikini..heyyyy..you go girl freedom rocks.

  2. Thanks fellas, happy election day. At least to you Champ. And John Finn, how are you enjoying my book in Ireland?

  3. its making my small rural town life seem significant to your vibrant new york adventures!

    that and its a fun read :p

  4. Why thank you. Tell all your friends to buy it. When I become rich in America I am flying to your town to meet you. So be ready.

    Or would you like to fly to me? You pick xoxo

  5. like i told you before, your putting me up when i head over next year! lol

  6. Now there's something that can unite all sides!

  7. It's the Libra in me. We bring people together