Friday, May 11, 2012

Yes, You Too Can End Up As a Missing Person

Ladies, want to make some extra cash? Well this is an ad for real on craigslist. While you might meet your future Ted Bundy or Richard Ramirez at this event, they will be trustworthy men who apologize and buy you dinner before they ultimately rape you and kill you.

Here's the ad.

Wanted: Female Assistant for Hedonism Workshop.

Assist guiding couples through a variety of positions and scenes
Must be attractive, outgoing, and willing to appear nude
This is an ongoing/part time gig
Respond with one face, and one full body pic, preferably naked
Also include a phone number

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