10. When someone compares Sinatra to Biggie, they are not
worthy of a second date. The next thing that will happen is that they will talk
about how Full House was
groundbreaking and Danny Tanner pushed the gender envelope.
9. Sometimes you have to talk to a so called old friend to
remember why you don’t stay in touch.
8. If someone is suicidal and depressed you should encourage
them to become a poet. That way when they die you can make some money off of
their estate as their muse.
7. Never date a male comedian. They are fiendish creatures
who are being unfaithful to a wife or girlfriend somewhere. As the other women
you will get no presents or fancy dinners because they are flat broke.
Actually, you will be footing the bill.
6. Megan Fox is an evil femme bot sent from the future to
suck our brains an destroy our lives.
5. An angry lesbian is worse than a terrorist. A terrorist
will blow themselves up, an angry lesbian, much like a zombie, will keep going
for blood. Except bullets cannot stop her. Ex. Rosie O’Donnell.
4. Guys, when a woman says, “I don’t feel good enough for
you,” it’s her way of letting you down gently because you are a loser. If it
keeps happening you are a loser.
3. Ladies, when a guy calls you “crazy” in regards to his
cheating it’s his way of saying you are right and denying it now that he has
been caught.
2. Democratic politicians can’t keep it in their pants, and
Republican politicians want to control what goes on in a lady’s pants.
1. God is a drag queen and she prefers the name Rula Foreva.
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