10. With all the specials about hauntings on cable, one has to wonder, do ghosts watch TV?
9. Why do aliens never abduct blacks or Latinos but rather only whites from trailer parks?
8. How many whales had to die to make Sarah Palin's makeup?
7. Why can't we move the Ground Zero Mosque and put a McDonalds there instead? That way we will make everyone happy and pissed at the same time.
6. If cheaters never prosper, how did George W. Bush become president in the year 2000?
5. Why are many of the people defending the Ground Zero Mosque liberal Jews?
4. Will God send Glenn Beck to hell because he annoys everyone, including Jesus?
3. Why are the Christians so uptight about purity when Jesus not only ran around with a hooker but some scholars even say he had a baby with the ho? Sounds like our Good Lord liked to get freaky to me.
2. All these Jesus Freak girls go on and on about how wonderful Jesus is. Are they aware Jesus was a Jew?
1. How does Snooki have a career and why can't she be hit by a mac truck?