Monday, September 6, 2010

Dumb Friend of the Week

A girl who I used to be friends with in high school is hanging up her hard pAArtying ways. No, she didn’t go to rehab and she didn’t even find God. She’s knocked up. That’s not even the best part. This slut de jour doesn’t even know who the father of the child is! It’s not like it is in between two guys but rather eight unusual suspects. Two of the guys are currently in jail, one is married, and one is sixteen. I know you are having a baby woman but don’t rob the cradle so soon. So this story teaches us that if you choose to be slutty, it always pays to have a condom. Love April

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