Thursday, September 30, 2010

Dear World

Dear World,
April is such a whining loser. If she weren't my voice I would have dumped her a long time ago. All she does is blog about her friends and stuff and whines about no good men in NYC. She is such a chowder head. So self important. Not to mention she does not know how to dress and she is the worst wing woman ever when I want to get guys. April is seriously making me look like a hack prop act, worse than Carrot Top, when we go to the comedy clubs. People laugh at her not with her. I have been trying to tell her she is a reject but she never listens. I need some divine intervention-May Wilson
Which one of us looks hotter? Certainly not the one in the blue dress, I can tell you that.

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