Guy: LaQuanda, what do you want.
Girl: I want yogert, Jamal.
Guy: Bitch, you aint my woman anymore. You just my baby mama.
Girl: I might be your baby mama, but you were the worst dick I ever had.
Insert exchanges from people in the store.
Guy: LaQuanda, your pussy was loose.
Girl:I am still your baby mama, get me my yogert because I am pregnant again.
Guy: Well the kid aint mine.
Girl:Thank God.
Guy: Well he's in jail. Good luck with that.
Girl: You got locked up too.
Guy: It was after my kid was born.
Now we are trying not to laugh. The clerk is getting annoyed.
Clerk: Are you in line
Guy: LaQuanda,we are getting your yogart and getting out of here.
The guy decides to make an announcement
Guy: She is my ex. She is just my baby mama. She aint my woman.
The Woman decides to address everyone
Woman: Ladies,dont go out with him. He might be buying me yogart but he is bad and cheap with his child support
Woman snaps her fingers and leaves
Guy goes to leave
Guy pops back in
Guy: Do you think I should get back with her
Guy winks twice. Everyone in the store exchanges glances as he leaves and then there are muffled laughs exchanged.
Sigh, sometimes you need something like this to make you feel better about yourself.
Love April
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