1. It takes more than 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
2. Say what you will about Trump, but he owns Jeb Bush like a little bitch when they debate. I want to buy Jeb a drink, but still wouldn't want to be his friend.
3. Anyone who smokes pot is really just an insider on government conspiracies and this is their way of hiding it so they don't get caught.
4. Bernie Sanders is not related to Colonel Sanders, the KFC guy.
5. UFOs always make the same mistake, stop abducting from trailer parks. Then maybe you will find intelligent life.
6. A fetus is always front and center in any and every election. And that lazy blob of DNA has yet to jump out of it's mother's uterus. What an entitled brat!
7. My mom has psychic powers. She always knows when I need socks and underwear.
8. When Charlie Sheen tells you to get it together, that's not just rock bottom. That is the Mariana's Trench.
9. The Easter Bunny is Jesus's magical pet.
10. Never have a glitter bomb war with Taylor Swift. Just don't.
2. Say what you will about Trump, but he owns Jeb Bush like a little bitch when they debate. I want to buy Jeb a drink, but still wouldn't want to be his friend.
3. Anyone who smokes pot is really just an insider on government conspiracies and this is their way of hiding it so they don't get caught.
4. Bernie Sanders is not related to Colonel Sanders, the KFC guy.
5. UFOs always make the same mistake, stop abducting from trailer parks. Then maybe you will find intelligent life.
6. A fetus is always front and center in any and every election. And that lazy blob of DNA has yet to jump out of it's mother's uterus. What an entitled brat!
7. My mom has psychic powers. She always knows when I need socks and underwear.
8. When Charlie Sheen tells you to get it together, that's not just rock bottom. That is the Mariana's Trench.
9. The Easter Bunny is Jesus's magical pet.
10. Never have a glitter bomb war with Taylor Swift. Just don't.
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