The other night I was walking along and this chick was there with her man friends. They were surrounding her. She seemed like she was 23 and couldn't exactly hold the liquor. I didn't care. I was just passing. Anyway this girl was talking to these guys.
Guy 1: So, what makes you hot?
Guy 2: Well I think her ass makes me hot.
Girl: I give the best blow jobs in NYC, that's what makes me hot.
Guy 1: What do I have to do to find out?
Guy 2: Really?
Girl: I give good blow jobs. Really good blow jobs. I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS IN NYC!
At this point I turned my head like WTF?!?!?!!?
The girl and I locked eyes.
Girl:Yes lady, I am talking to you. I give the best blow jobs in NYC!
I wanted to correct her. While her blow jobs might be good, many of my gay friends who work as escorts or in the porn industry would give that trash pit a run for her money. However, for as hard as they all work none can top May Wilson.
Love
April
I Came, I Saw, I Sang: Memoirs of a Singing Telegram Delivery Girl
877-Buy-Book or Amazon for Paperback
Kindle or Nook for E-Book
Watch for the audiobook on itunes this spring
Portion of proceeds go to RAINN
Guy 1: So, what makes you hot?
Guy 2: Well I think her ass makes me hot.
Girl: I give the best blow jobs in NYC, that's what makes me hot.
Guy 1: What do I have to do to find out?
Guy 2: Really?
Girl: I give good blow jobs. Really good blow jobs. I GIVE THE BEST BLOW JOBS IN NYC!
At this point I turned my head like WTF?!?!?!!?
The girl and I locked eyes.
Girl:Yes lady, I am talking to you. I give the best blow jobs in NYC!
I wanted to correct her. While her blow jobs might be good, many of my gay friends who work as escorts or in the porn industry would give that trash pit a run for her money. However, for as hard as they all work none can top May Wilson.
Love
April
I Came, I Saw, I Sang: Memoirs of a Singing Telegram Delivery Girl
877-Buy-Book or Amazon for Paperback
Kindle or Nook for E-Book
Watch for the audiobook on itunes this spring
Portion of proceeds go to RAINN
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