Adventures of Spooky Sase II

Yesterday my super and I met again. Yes the famous Sase. West Indian and ultimately a crazy cat, Sase has apparently been reading my blog. He's cool. But now he likes the handle Spooky Sase. And now in order to keep up with his work the first week Sase is stepping up his game. So yesterday, in order to keep himself front and center on my blog Sase and I had the following convo:

Sase: I am Spooky Sase.

Me:Yes. Do you like that?

Sase: Yes. Expect me to be spooky.

Me: Well if you want to keep making the blog you have to step up your game boy.

Sase: Okay.

Me: Lets start again. Lets walk down the block like you are minding your business and just be spooky.

Sase: Okay.

Sase and I back up a few feet and begin walking. Then Sase sees me

Sase: Who is that weird girl that weird freaking girl!

Me: Sase, that isn't spooky, that's psychotic. That is not what we are going for.

We both laugh

Me: Lets try this again. This time just be yourself. Do what you always do when you see me.

We back up a few feet and begin walking towards each other.

Sase: There you are my sweet. You are so beautiful. Right now I have a stomach ache. I need you to take care of me by giving me some of your spooky juice baby.

Me: Perfect! That's a wrap.

Love
April
I Came, I Saw, I Sang: Memoirs of a Singing Telegram Delivery Girl
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Expect Me to Be Spooky

Expect Me To Be Spooky

My super Sase and I have an interesting relationship. Lets just say it is interesting. He is very much a great friend but he is a crazy cat and regular blog reader. When push comes to shove he is there for me, but Sase is Sase.

Anyway, this was how our latest exchange went:

Sase: I want to see you.

April: I can’t. I will be busy making the dough so I can be my rich and famous friend.

Sase: I will knock in twenty minutes.

April: And I won’t answer because I will be busy.

Sase: I will wait as long as I have to. I will sit outside of your door.

April: Sase, that will be extremely spooky.

Sase: Expect me to be spooky.

We both laugh

End scene.  

Love

April
I Came, I Saw, I Sang: Memoirs of a Singing Telegram Delivery Girl
Paperback available on Amazon and 877-Buy-Book
E-Book available on Kindle and Nook
Audiobook available on itunes and Audible this Spring
www.youtube.com/aprilthestarr
Portion of proceeds go to RAINN