Setting: Tarot Shop
I am sitting across from Kat, 50s, a client who wants a Tarot Reading. As an aside, I was taught to read Tarot from a Roma Woman. The Roma folk believe the cards can get mad. Me, I just think people are crazy.
Me: Shuffle the cards and lay them out.
Kat: Don't you lay them out?
Me: I was taught you don't touch the cards at all. That way you get the most accurate reading.
Kat grumbles and shuffles.
Me: Do you have a question for the cards.
Kat: How is my relationship with my son?
Me: Turn them over.
Kat: Don't you turn them over? I have never been read this way before!
Kat turns cards over. It's a bunch of reversals indicating her kid is a moron and she's a ballbuster for a parent. In Tarot words this relationship is a shit show.
Me: Looks like you and your son have been butting heads.
Kat: No, it has been getting better. He went to rehab.
Me: It shows more struggle ahead.
Kat: Is he going to relapse! I can't believe these cards! They are upsetting me! How could they do this!
Me: The swords don't necessarily mean a relapse. They are a warning. He's a kid, he is 20 and thinks he knows everything. This is why he has you, Mom. But just relax, it's a warning for him to stay on top of whatever he's doing for himself.
Kat: I need to ask my cards about relationships.
Kat angrily shuffles and lays them out.
Me: Relationships with whom?
Kat: Anyone.
Kat lays the cards and turns them over. The cards indicate a confused woman in denial.
Kat: I don't like this spread.
Cards: You don't like my spread, well I don't like you.
Me: These are just warnings. Warnings that while things are good to pay attention to what's around you.
Kat: I have never had a card reading this foreboding before!
Me: These are just warnings.
Kat: These cards are fucking liars. They are cursed.
Cards: Well at least we ain't cursed with denial and stupidity.
Kat shuffles cards again. She gets several reversals and turns them the way she likes. I don't argue.
Me: It looks like everything's going to be alright.
Timer goes off.
Me: Do you want more time?
Kat: You're alright but these cards, I don't like them.
Cards: Whatever, Loser.
Kat exits grumbling. She pays.
End scene
I am sitting across from Kat, 50s, a client who wants a Tarot Reading. As an aside, I was taught to read Tarot from a Roma Woman. The Roma folk believe the cards can get mad. Me, I just think people are crazy.
Me: Shuffle the cards and lay them out.
Kat: Don't you lay them out?
Me: I was taught you don't touch the cards at all. That way you get the most accurate reading.
Kat grumbles and shuffles.
Me: Do you have a question for the cards.
Kat: How is my relationship with my son?
Me: Turn them over.
Kat: Don't you turn them over? I have never been read this way before!
Kat turns cards over. It's a bunch of reversals indicating her kid is a moron and she's a ballbuster for a parent. In Tarot words this relationship is a shit show.
Me: Looks like you and your son have been butting heads.
Kat: No, it has been getting better. He went to rehab.
Me: It shows more struggle ahead.
Kat: Is he going to relapse! I can't believe these cards! They are upsetting me! How could they do this!
Me: The swords don't necessarily mean a relapse. They are a warning. He's a kid, he is 20 and thinks he knows everything. This is why he has you, Mom. But just relax, it's a warning for him to stay on top of whatever he's doing for himself.
Kat: I need to ask my cards about relationships.
Kat angrily shuffles and lays them out.
Me: Relationships with whom?
Kat: Anyone.
Kat lays the cards and turns them over. The cards indicate a confused woman in denial.
Kat: I don't like this spread.
Cards: You don't like my spread, well I don't like you.
Me: These are just warnings. Warnings that while things are good to pay attention to what's around you.
Kat: I have never had a card reading this foreboding before!
Me: These are just warnings.
Kat: These cards are fucking liars. They are cursed.
Cards: Well at least we ain't cursed with denial and stupidity.
Kat shuffles cards again. She gets several reversals and turns them the way she likes. I don't argue.
Me: It looks like everything's going to be alright.
Timer goes off.
Me: Do you want more time?
Kat: You're alright but these cards, I don't like them.
Cards: Whatever, Loser.
Kat exits grumbling. She pays.
End scene
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